1 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:06,570 My chest hurts. 2 00:00:06,594 --> 00:00:09,709 - Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. - Yeah, shut up, bitch. 3 00:00:09,733 --> 00:00:12,601 Move it, fleabag. 4 00:00:13,136 --> 00:00:16,077 - Hi! - Shut up, loser. 5 00:00:16,101 --> 00:00:19,132 I'm not a loser... 6 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:27,149 Mr. Pickles! 7 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:53,755 Good idea, boy. This is gonna be 8 00:00:53,788 --> 00:00:57,160 - the best soap box derby ever. - Oh. 9 00:00:57,184 --> 00:00:59,997 Dad? I'm not bringing you food anymore. 10 00:01:00,021 --> 00:01:03,387 I can't leave my room. Last time I took a shower, 11 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:06,267 Mr. Pickles replaced my soap with a human face. 12 00:01:06,347 --> 00:01:08,539 Aah! Aah! I used my gardening gloves, 13 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:11,643 and they were filled with a human face! 14 00:01:11,707 --> 00:01:15,946 I opened up my book, and out fell a human face! 15 00:01:16,028 --> 00:01:19,707 Mr. Pickles is evil. Why won't anybody believe me! 16 00:01:19,835 --> 00:01:22,540 Ooh, sorry, honey. I'm late! 17 00:01:22,564 --> 00:01:23,894 Aren't you gonna have breakfast? 18 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:27,990 - Some of us have jobs to get to. - Taking care of this house is a job, too. 19 00:01:28,014 --> 00:01:29,051 Good one, honey. 20 00:01:29,116 --> 00:01:30,363 - Bye! Off to work! - Oh! 21 00:01:30,428 --> 00:01:33,626 Not only does Miravac 2000 22 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:36,624 come with a warranty, but it's cordless! 23 00:01:36,648 --> 00:01:38,555 We're off to check out the racecourse, mom! 24 00:01:38,587 --> 00:01:40,954 - Tommy, the mess! - Let me get that. 25 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:43,595 We don't want anybody to think mom's not doing her job. 26 00:01:43,676 --> 00:01:47,963 - Huh. Maybe we do. - Okay. 27 00:01:50,268 --> 00:01:52,315 A lot of dogs are scared by vacuums. 28 00:01:52,348 --> 00:01:54,107 Watch! 29 00:01:55,996 --> 00:01:59,835 I'll take it! 30 00:02:04,188 --> 00:02:06,347 - Shello, Tommy! - Oh, hi, sheriff! 31 00:02:08,668 --> 00:02:10,347 Shwee! 32 00:02:10,428 --> 00:02:12,427 You'll never make it around 33 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:15,035 - dead man's curve. - Dead man's curve? 34 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:16,826 They call it that 'cause it's a curve. 35 00:02:16,876 --> 00:02:19,260 And if you go off, you'll be dead, man. 36 00:02:19,284 --> 00:02:21,595 I'm not worried! My car's tip-top! 37 00:02:21,676 --> 00:02:23,707 Whee! Uh-oh! 38 00:02:23,788 --> 00:02:25,835 Oh, no! 39 00:02:33,468 --> 00:02:35,387 Whew, glad I wore a helmet. 40 00:02:37,947 --> 00:02:40,091 - Do another one. - Oh, all right. 41 00:02:40,156 --> 00:02:42,107 "Goodman, if you don't make a sale, 42 00:02:42,172 --> 00:02:45,995 - you're fired!" - Goodman! 43 00:02:46,076 --> 00:02:48,587 Oh, boss! That was perfect. 44 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,555 I've got something to do. 45 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,667 So I want you to sit in my office today. 46 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:55,467 And if anyone calls, just pretend you're me. 47 00:02:55,548 --> 00:02:58,391 And don't screw it up or... 48 00:02:58,415 --> 00:03:01,387 I'm fired? 49 00:03:01,468 --> 00:03:04,955 Hey, Mrs. Goodman! 50 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:07,115 - What you doing? - Showing Stanley 51 00:03:07,196 --> 00:03:09,307 what it would be like if I didn't have a job. 52 00:03:09,436 --> 00:03:10,955 - Food fight! - Ooh! 53 00:03:11,036 --> 00:03:13,627 You girls are crazy. 54 00:03:13,675 --> 00:03:15,542 - Jell-o fight! - I'm taking 55 00:03:15,566 --> 00:03:18,075 the vacuum to the movies! Bye! 56 00:03:18,171 --> 00:03:20,475 Egg fight! 57 00:03:20,508 --> 00:03:24,107 Chair fight! 58 00:03:25,846 --> 00:03:27,835 Look! 59 00:03:29,596 --> 00:03:31,627 Who are you? 60 00:03:31,707 --> 00:03:35,612 They call me "the kid" 'cause back then, 61 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:41,686 I was the coolest kid in old town. There was one dame who had my heart... 62 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:47,035 Sally Wilton. Oh, she had me all doll dizzy. 63 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:49,979 But someone else had his eyes on her... 64 00:03:50,044 --> 00:03:53,499 - Donny "Skids" McGeelton. - No! 65 00:03:53,564 --> 00:03:55,755 We decided we'd race for her heart. 66 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,815 But they always said I'd combed too hard. 67 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,056 And that night, they were right. 68 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,747 - No! - The kid! 69 00:04:02,796 --> 00:04:05,435 And since then, I I've been trying to get out 70 00:04:05,515 --> 00:04:08,891 of this seat belt. Oh, the thought of Sally 71 00:04:08,956 --> 00:04:13,227 is what's kept me alive. Well, that and rats. 72 00:04:13,308 --> 00:04:17,059 So how'd you get down here? 73 00:04:17,487 --> 00:04:19,839 I wrecked my car before the soap box derby race. 74 00:04:19,863 --> 00:04:21,629 Help me get my Sally back, 75 00:04:21,653 --> 00:04:23,787 and I'll help you build a new car. 76 00:04:23,868 --> 00:04:25,466 But how will you get free? 77 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:33,161 - What the... I'm free! - I'm lookin' for the guy 78 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:37,627 - who's been stealin' my Wi-Fi. - You lookin' for me? 79 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:40,187 Pipe down! 80 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:41,947 - You suck! - I know! 81 00:04:42,076 --> 00:04:44,347 It really sucks! Get it? 82 00:04:52,636 --> 00:04:54,395 Hello? This is boss. 83 00:04:54,475 --> 00:04:57,146 I'm calling with your daily report on Mr. Goodman. 84 00:04:57,212 --> 00:05:00,955 He's not at his desk. Can I have a jelly bean now? 85 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:03,770 Yes, but no more reports on Goodman, okay? 86 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,403 Okay. Okay. 87 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,939 Okay. Ah. 88 00:05:07,003 --> 00:05:09,707 Table fight! Wall fight! 89 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,867 Ooh, ow. These things fight! 90 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:18,474 Things sure have changed. Oh, no! 91 00:05:18,588 --> 00:05:22,843 Cover up your knees, you whore! There's children out here. 92 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:26,587 But Sally's house looks just the same. 93 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:28,795 Get off of the sidewalk! Aah! 94 00:05:28,827 --> 00:05:31,706 Wow. Hey, what are you doing? 95 00:05:33,692 --> 00:05:35,259 Come in! Sally! 96 00:05:35,324 --> 00:05:37,147 What! 97 00:05:37,196 --> 00:05:40,075 - You're not the pizza man. - The thought of you 98 00:05:40,156 --> 00:05:43,275 is all that's kept me alive for 70 years. 99 00:05:43,356 --> 00:05:45,706 He had to eat rats and drink their pee! 100 00:05:45,788 --> 00:05:49,915 Let me do this one, kid. I swore that if I survived, 101 00:05:49,947 --> 00:05:53,067 - I'd come back and ask you to ma... - What? 102 00:05:53,148 --> 00:05:55,227 Hey! Where's the freakin' pizza, yo? 103 00:05:55,307 --> 00:05:57,226 - Hey, playa. - Skids? 104 00:05:57,308 --> 00:05:59,194 The kid?! We thought you were dead. 105 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:02,026 The kid?! You lookin' gross! 106 00:06:02,108 --> 00:06:05,179 - You two are married? - Nah, we just 107 00:06:05,276 --> 00:06:07,355 - friends with benefits, kid. - Spank it, daddy. 108 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:08,442 Ew. Wha?! 109 00:06:08,508 --> 00:06:10,155 Work it, twerk it, drop it, lock it. 110 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:12,324 You know I love it when you wobble-do-wobble that booty 111 00:06:12,348 --> 00:06:15,387 - on me, you little cluck-cluck. - What is your mouth doing? 112 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:18,394 I'm tic-tac-toein' that ho, know what I mean? 113 00:06:18,428 --> 00:06:20,666 - 'Sup? - What does "'sup" mean? 114 00:06:20,716 --> 00:06:22,636 It means "what's poppin'?" Like, "how you doin'?" 115 00:06:22,668 --> 00:06:25,972 - Well, not good. - I wasn't really asking, playboy. 116 00:06:25,996 --> 00:06:27,515 Then why did you ask me? 117 00:06:27,547 --> 00:06:29,604 I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blades, 118 00:06:29,628 --> 00:06:32,155 climbed a building butt naked, and tongue kissed a lizard 119 00:06:32,187 --> 00:06:34,635 - 'cause you wack, son! - Yeah, you wack. 120 00:06:36,268 --> 00:06:40,826 Oh, I'm not cool anymore. 121 00:06:40,908 --> 00:06:44,155 - I'm all washed up. - Wait! That's it! 122 00:06:44,236 --> 00:06:47,387 If we get you all washed up, we could go back and try again. 123 00:07:04,588 --> 00:07:08,622 Sink fight! 124 00:07:08,646 --> 00:07:10,139 - Oh! Linda! - Oh. 125 00:07:10,204 --> 00:07:12,187 I just wanted Stanley to see 126 00:07:12,252 --> 00:07:13,995 what it's like if I don't do my job. 127 00:07:14,075 --> 00:07:19,067 - But I can't fix this myself. - Oh! I know how to fix it. 128 00:07:19,131 --> 00:07:21,675 - Hey, baby! - Uh... 129 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:25,787 - Hey, babies. Whoa, yeah! - Oh, God, no. 130 00:07:25,868 --> 00:07:28,027 Please stop. 131 00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:38,875 Now let's get your Sally back so we can 132 00:07:38,956 --> 00:07:42,655 - build my soapbox car. - Let's go, daddy-o! 133 00:07:44,976 --> 00:07:46,843 - Watch out! - Oh. 134 00:07:46,908 --> 00:07:48,955 Aah, whee! 135 00:07:50,389 --> 00:07:51,707 I'm back! 136 00:07:51,788 --> 00:07:55,275 The kid is back! Oh! 137 00:07:57,676 --> 00:08:00,187 - Are we taking a nap now? - Tommy? 138 00:08:00,284 --> 00:08:03,115 - What are you doing? - What's Linda doing? 139 00:08:03,196 --> 00:08:06,715 - Uh, I don't know. - Please, stop. 140 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:08,763 We'll do anything. 141 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:10,243 This is the boss. 142 00:08:10,267 --> 00:08:13,548 Just checking in on you. I love you. 143 00:08:13,572 --> 00:08:17,666 - I love you, too. - You never say "I love you." 144 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:19,851 - Who is this? - I... 145 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:23,099 You better find him before I do! 146 00:08:23,195 --> 00:08:25,466 Huh? Uh, Floyd? Uh, tell me where I'd be 147 00:08:25,532 --> 00:08:29,555 if I wasn't in my office. 148 00:08:34,588 --> 00:08:35,707 Boss! 149 00:08:35,788 --> 00:08:37,147 - Goodman! - You gotta... 150 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,587 You gotta get out of here. 151 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,507 I'm free for the first time in months! 152 00:08:40,572 --> 00:08:43,451 - I said no games! - No, no! 153 00:08:43,516 --> 00:08:45,515 - And who's this?! - Hi. 154 00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:47,227 I said stop playing that game! 155 00:08:47,324 --> 00:08:49,787 No! I wanna play the game! Aah! 156 00:08:53,496 --> 00:08:56,900 You looking for me? 157 00:09:01,844 --> 00:09:04,640 But he was gonna help me build a new soapbox car. 158 00:09:04,664 --> 00:09:06,761 He's just going to rest for a while. 159 00:09:06,785 --> 00:09:08,484 Yeah, 'cause he's dead. 160 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:09,508 - Help me! - Huh? 161 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,595 - Take me to the hospital. - Get out of there! 162 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:12,987 - Beverly? - Stanley? 163 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,018 Tommy! 164 00:09:23,868 --> 00:09:26,363 Help! 165 00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:28,923 I'm going too fast! 166 00:09:28,987 --> 00:09:31,067 Gotcha! Huh? 167 00:09:33,404 --> 00:09:36,555 - Hey! - Shand they're off! 168 00:09:40,988 --> 00:09:44,075 Hi! Bye! Uh-oh. 169 00:09:44,156 --> 00:09:46,187 I'll never make it! 170 00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:47,947 Mr. Pickles? Whoa! 171 00:09:48,027 --> 00:09:50,747 Oh, whoa! Yay! 172 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:54,587 Looks like this belongs to you. 173 00:09:54,668 --> 00:09:57,467 And this belongs to me! I... 174 00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,627 - love you. - Thanks. 175 00:09:59,707 --> 00:10:01,275 - Tommy! - Are you okay? 176 00:10:01,308 --> 00:10:02,907 I'm even better than okay! 177 00:10:02,987 --> 00:10:06,315 I'm good... boy, Mr. Pickles. 178 00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:09,262 I'm back! 179 00:10:09,286 --> 00:10:12,827 Aah! Please, stop. 180 00:10:12,891 --> 00:10:14,435 - We did what you asked! - Hey! Get back here! 181 00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:16,847 - Let's get out of here! - Ohh. 182 00:10:17,239 --> 00:10:19,771 Oh, looks like you missed a spot. 183 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,659 - Oh, that's it! - Uh-oh. 184 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:25,051 Mr. Pickles stole my vacuum. 185 00:10:25,115 --> 00:10:29,067 Where's my face? 186 00:10:44,188 --> 00:10:46,131 - Hi, Will. - Hi Dave.